--Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, --
--but it turned out to be an optical
3. She was only a whisky maker, --
--but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class --
--because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. Time flies like an arrow. --
--Fruit flies like a banana.
6. Atheism --
--is a non-prophet organization.
7. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. --
--One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
8. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison --
--was a small medium at large.
9. A backward poet --
--writes inverse.
10. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. --
--In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
